A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask you something. The driver screams out loud, loses control of the car, narrowly missed an oncoming bus, shoots across the sidewalk and is a few centimeters from a shop window to a halt. For a few seconds everything is quiet, then loud shouts of taxi drivers go, "Do that again you have me so scared to death!" The passenger is totally flabbergasted and apologizes in amazement: "I could not know that you are frightened because of a school tert Ippens so."
"It really is my fault," the driver says something quieter. "Today is my first day as a taxi driver. The last 25 years I drove a hearse."