A UFO has landed, but the aliens are untraceable. Therefore, the City Council decided to prepare for this population. Residents should talk to the aliens quietly and scare them under any circumstances.
As a farmer mows his lawn the next day, he sees a little green man sitting on the edge. He descends from his tractor, walks slowly towards the little man and said to him: "I farm - doing mowing lawn".
The little man does not respond, so he repeated: "I farm - doing mowing lawn".
Again, no response, so he repeated patiently, "I farm - doing mowing lawn".
This time the little green dwarf raises his head, looks at the farmers and opens his mouth.
After a short groan, it speaks to the farmer: "I Hunter - do shit."
Date : 16/01/2012
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