Today I am right on the highway gas given (I am actually only 10 km / h too fast down).
As I drove under a bridge, I had the misfortune of a Police are caught with a radar gun to.
He waved me over and with the classic,
smug grin that we all know to appreciate so much he asked me:
"Whither so fast, young man?"
I replied, "Go to office. I am late."
"Well, well," he said, "and what do you work?"
"After I am executor."
"Af .. After executor?" he stammered. "And what exactly does a ...
After tractor? "
"So," I began, "First I trace a finger inside, then
slowly
a second, third and fourth, then I have been working with me
the whole hand from side to side until I get both hands clean and then, gradually, I stretch it until it is about two feet wide. "
"And what the hell do you do with an approximately two-meter
Asshole, if you please? "
To which I replied, very politely: "It gives him a radar gun and puts him under a bridge ...... "

Fines? 95, -
District court? 45, -
The face of the bull? PRICELESS!