At the pub one ponders to himself, until others ask him what was wrong.
Then he asks: "Are there really black cats that are a foot tall?
"After thorough discussion, a majority is emerging that this may well be possible.
"Are there any black cats that are three feet tall?"
Most Stammtisch brothers think it is hardly conceivable.
"And there are actually black cats, which are seventy three feet tall?"
"Impossible," was the unanimous opinion.
Then the person:
"I think I have run over early today our pastor."
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