This is the story of a Russian wrestler, who is super strong because it has a special socket, called the seizure of Bretzel, he catch you, you block, you wrong in every way, you find yourself upside down, crooked, you know where you are and presto, you have lost the fight.
An American professional wrestler must meet the terrible Russian wrestler, while his coach warns:
- Watch out, boy, beware of taking the Pretzel!
If ever you get caught and he gets to make you take the Pretzel is lost: no one has ever come out of the terrible decision of the Pretzel!
The day of battle arrives and, in the first round, Paf!
The Russian begins to take the pretzel to America!
The coach, believing the battle lost, took his face in his hands, but when he looks up he sees the Russian plane in the air, falling heavily on the ring and the U.S., exhausted, managed to crawl onto the body of the Russian, winning the fight.
Later in the locker room, the coach asks the U.S.:
- How did you do to get you out of the terrible decision of the Pretzel?
Then the wrestler explains:
- Well here it is: input, it made me take the Pretzel, I understood nothing, he started to make nodes everywhere, I had more and worse, I was the head down, about to faint ... Suddenly, before me, I saw a pair of balls. I thought I would bite into him let go, so I gathered my strength and ...
Ben is crazy the energy you can have when you bite his own balls!
Date : 2011-12-06
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