"Your Honor," said the defender, "My client, one of the intentional
Arson accused must therefore already be innocent, because he, on the day
when his farm burned down early in the morning left two barrels of beer delivered to his house.
Who would be an arsonist shortly before his act two barrels of beer ... "
"Two kegs of beer?", It is doubtful the judge interrupted.
"Defendant, because you are such a big drinker?"
"This is not, your honor," said the accused, "but I have just thought,
that the men of the Fire Department determines a real thirst ... "
Date : 17/03/2012
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